work v jail

[Sexual Healing Troll]

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
bit more clear...
IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell;
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day;
AT WORK ... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
it.
IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behavior;
AT WORK ... you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you;
AT WORK ... you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.
IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games;
AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON ... you get your own toilet;
AT WORK ... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit;
AT WORK ... you can?t even speak to your family.
IN PRISON ... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
required;
AT WORK ... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON ... you spend most of your life looking through bars from
inside wanting to get out;
AT WORK ... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
IN PRISON ... you must deal with sadistic wardens;
AT WORK ... they are called managers

Have a great weekend Happy Shiney People!


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If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men.

[freebyrdchic]

that was funny.

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~might *pftt* a little weed
might *sniff* a little yay
I'm so proud to be livin
in the USA~

[mulebaby]

At work: I can call my secretary in and fuck her brains out right on my desk.
In Prison: There is this big guy named "Bubba" staring at me very strangely.

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